amanda is so funny
2003-11-20 @ 11:07 p.m.

amanda cracks me up. i love you, girl!

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ABCarrio: ok so i have a question

ABCarrio: which apparently you won't be able to answer

blck barbie 07: ?!

ABCarrio: but i was in anatomy today adn we were learning about teh reproductive systema nd sex and all that

ABCarrio: and i have a very curious answer

ABCarrio: when the guy jacks off inside of you

ABCarrio: do you FEEL all of the sperm goign free ?

ABCarrio: cuz that's just gross and if so then im never and i repeat EVER having sex

blck barbie 07: i have no clue. thats disgusting! if hes gonna jack off at you might as well have sex.

blck barbie 07: and get the fun part

ABCarrio: that's what im talking about

ABCarrio: when a guy ejaculates during sex.......releases sperm.....you konw

ABCarrio: finishes?

blck barbie 07: yes

blck barbie 07: i doubt u can feel it

blck barbie 07: but im sure the sperm wiggles its way up there

blck barbie 07: if he gets it in the ballpark area

ABCarrio: eh bleh!

blck barbie 07: yeah thats disgusting

ABCarrio: why is sex so disgusting?

blck barbie 07: u imagine having to clean up that shit?

ABCarrio: who ever thought of it

blck barbie 07: sex isnt gross

ABCarrio: darn you adam and eve

ABCarrio: how would oyu know

ABCarrio: it is

blck barbie 07: jacking off and jizzing on someones vagina? thats gross.

ABCarrio: what pray tell is JIZZING

blck barbie 07: you are KIDDING me

ABCarrio: oh but im so not

blck barbie 07: you ARE

blck barbie 07: you HAVE to be

ABCarrio: in NOT

blck barbie 07: that is totally going in my profile

ABCarrio: if i KNEW do you think i would sit here having you make fun of me while i ASK?

ABCarrio: what is jizzing?

ABCarrio: you had to of made that up

ABCarrio: its not even a real word

ABCarrio: jizz?

ABCarrio: much less jizzing?

blck barbie 07: thats a word

blck barbie 07: jizz is sperm

ABCarrio: oh wait, i was about to look it up on dictionary.com but i forgot...i CANT

blck barbie 07: LOSER

blck barbie 07: hahahaha

blck barbie 07: thats so FUNNY

ABCarrio: EH BLEH YUCK aaaaaaaaaaaa

blck barbie 07: jizzing is ejaculating

ABCarrio: my eyes

blck barbie 07: omg

blck barbie 07: thats like... 9th grade stuff!

blck barbie 07: aahh!

ABCarrio: well seeing as i graduated early i must have just flown past all that nonsense stuff.....

ABCarrio: i didn't ever have fun

ABCarrio: i just did school

ABCarrio: :-(

ABCarrio: lool

blck barbie 07: ummm no. ur a dork. a funny, lovable girl... but a dork nonetheless

blck barbie 07: ;-)

blck barbie 07: chek out my profile

ABCarrio: ok

ABCarrio: hey!

ABCarrio: just cuz im mormon............

blck barbie 07: i love ya

ABCarrio: you think im just all wraped up in my mormon world and my service and my church.........that i don't konw what jizzing is........well let me tell YOU something missy!

ABCarrio: youre very much right

ABCarrio: haaha

blck barbie 07: hhahahahaha

ABCarrio: ok but stil

ABCarrio: l

ABCarrio: i need to know

ABCarrio: hurry......im one of your non virgin friends and tell me whta they say

blck barbie 07: know what?

ABCarrio: cuz i don't know ayone who isn't

blck barbie 07: a virgin?

ABCarrio: and most of the ppl on my buddy list aregusy

ABCarrio: well i konw ppl who aren't virgins

ABCarrio: but most of them are guys or i don't talk to them online

blck barbie 07: they say sex is really really fun and feels awesome. and i cant wait to do it. but need to.

blck barbie 07: first time doesnt hurt *that* bad

blck barbie 07: they said it only hurts when he first comes in

blck barbie 07: and then it feels good

ABCarrio: no, i want to know about the sperm, can you feel it? does it feel like water

blck barbie 07: its just like fingering

blck barbie 07: hahahahahahaha

blck barbie 07: you are KIDDING

blck barbie 07: lol

blck barbie 07: i LOVE you!

ABCarrio: never done that

blck barbie 07: what!? ummm okay

ABCarrio: i love you too :-\

blck barbie 07: what the hell does joe do for u then?

ABCarrio: HAHA

ABCarrio: you think i would let joe finger me?

ABCarrio: EWEWEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

blck barbie 07: um

blck barbie 07: it feels good

ABCarrio: have you ever done that?

blck barbie 07: yeah ive been fingered

blck barbie 07: its the next best thing

ABCarrio: isn't that the same as oral sex?

blck barbie 07: no

ABCarrio: that's what,eating out and blow job?

blck barbie 07: oral sex is when they use their mouth

blck barbie 07: that feels good too

ABCarrio: oh, hence the oral

blck barbie 07: fingering is when they use thier fingers

ABCarrio: well......oral SEX is the same as sex

blck barbie 07: i cannot believe im telling you this

blck barbie 07: no not really

ABCarrio: yes huh

ABCarrio: its sex none the less

blck barbie 07: theres no penetration

ABCarrio: sex is when someone puts something into you

blck barbie 07: so its technically not sex

blck barbie 07: dude

blck barbie 07: no

blck barbie 07: omg

blck barbie 07: i need to tell u this face to face

blck barbie 07: im like dying laughing

blck barbie 07: ur so funny

ABCarrio: im so calling you

ABCarrio: right now

ABCarrio: ring ring

ABCarrio: ok not ringing......

blck barbie 07: ok im back

blck barbie 07: my subprofile isnt working so let me know when u get back so u can check to see if its just my pc

ABCarrio: ok

ABCarrio: im here

ABCarrio: and joe knows what jizzing is

blck barbie 07: uh

ABCarrio: suprise surprise

blck barbie 07: of course

blck barbie 07: dont say that, anyone whos anyone knows

blck barbie 07: im SHOCKED that u didnt



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