So I got back from conference swimming. It really wasn't half bad, I had fun with Lauren but a few UNCOOL things happened that pissed me off hard core. But its not important because I am fucking done.
Anyway I get back and am told that I recieved a bid for Chi Betas. And then hell begins.
For one, I have to memorize my entire pledge class' names and recite them at high speed. I have to study for a sorority test. I have to wear this ridiculous looking felt T that I had to make on a rush. I have to hold my pledge book like its a baby. I have to call all of the old actives by their full first name: not Jackie, Jacqueline... not Meg, Megan... And they all have to call me Cipriana. We have to stand in line in alphabetical order (my pledge class) and we've pretty much gotten the hang of it by now. Oh yeah and we are their bitches. 100,000% their bitches. Last night we had to write a song for one of them that we performed today. Oh and they line us up at the off campus houses and scream obscenities at us and tell us how stupid and pathetic we are. Its absolutely horrible to watch my close friends roll their eyes and act like they hate me. OH yeah and we have to have "interviews" and "tutorials" with every single Beta. They suggest we do their pledge classes weekly and do about 7-10 interviews a week. I don't have time for that! I barely have time to eat 3 solid meals. I DON'T have time to eat 3 solid meals. Oh ... and lock-ins and activities. We're lucky if we're asleep by 2am. I have class at 8:30! In fact I have two tests today! But we already had two depledges and absolutely no one talks to them.
That was my whining, ranting, and raving. Amanda you're the only one who reads this so pllleeeaaassee don't say anything. I know you're there and I'm here but things have ways of getting around. One of our girls already got busted for telling her parents shit, and you know her parents didn't tell on her. Anyway, I'm out.